Although ceiling fans may look great, all that spinning can really put a load on your CPU. But now you can enjoy the graceful look of the fan without all that spinning.
"We live at the mercy of the fates, dancing to the music of the heavens, under the glow of celestial spheres." -- Melvin Fortuna, Chief Economist.
The latest in military lighting technology is now available to the public. The ceiling-mounted, wire-armored B.U.L.B. has been proven in the toughest training camp, latrine and battlefield conditions.
"One key to enduring love is the ability to read one another's signs. So make it obvious. Use neon if you have to." -- From "Forced Bliss: Making It Work Or Else" by Dr. Emily Modde.
"Very clever, LaRue, but I'm wise to ya. That little gorilla-in-the-chandelier trick is only going to fool a man so many times." -- Dick Suburbiaine, "Cafe Blanca".
Draw your own crowd with one of our brilliant, professional-grade stage lamps.
Some people just don't understand the difference between rehearsal and showtime. Make it glaringly obvious with a little help from this fully functional souvenir of old-style American television.
Not getting all the attention you want? Be assertive in a hip, retro way with this genuine piece of 1950s American showbiz.
Both lights are included in this download.
Disco Dance Light
Talk about practical style, this light is a hybrid version of coolness. It's mellow color illuminates everything around it.
Seminary Ceiling Fan (Motionless)
Although ceiling fans may look great, all that spinning can really put a load on your CPU. But now you can enjoy the graceful look of the fan without all that spinning. Same great look, but a new spin!
